KovuTheHusky's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:24pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:34am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 12:17am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:29am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 12:17am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 8:16pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 9:30am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 12:03am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:09am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:09am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:09am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 19 Aug @ 12:22pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:35am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:28pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 2:27am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 5:49pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:36am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:47am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 12:31am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 9:58pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 9:30am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 8:45pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:56pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 12:41am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:36am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 5:30pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:17pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:09am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 12:03am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:13pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:16am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 19 Aug @ 7:20pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:22am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:57pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:53pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:40pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 12:13am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:41am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:13am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 10:23pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:25am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:22pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:22am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 10:03pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 5:22pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 5:17pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:04pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:23pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:29pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:32pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:09am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:11am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 12:24am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:44am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:21pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:03pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 9:45pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:24pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 10:17pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:22pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:22pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:22pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:22pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:09am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:09am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:00pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:02am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:02am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 7:00pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 7:44pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:40am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:49pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 11:41pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 12:17am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 8:41pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:46am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:09pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 7:59pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:38pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:23pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:17am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:38am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 3:09am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:34am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:10am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:12am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:09am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:14am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:15am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:19am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:09am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 2 Feb @ 5:13pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 5:06pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:21pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 12:11am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:44am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:30pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:22pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:22pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:30pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:31am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:46am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 8:39pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:17am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:17pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:21pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:22pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:30am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 4:45am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:47am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:22am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 11:17pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:49am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 12:18am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 7:20pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 9:57pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:16pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:20pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:31am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:11am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:24am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:35am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:21pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:02am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:23pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 10:17pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:22pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:22pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:22pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:22pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 8:39pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:56pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 2:10am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:18am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:53am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 8:11am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 9:11pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 11:44pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:42am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 5:01pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:52am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:06am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:09am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:25am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:22pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:30pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:30pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:43am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 8:37pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:22pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:24am

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 9:24am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:03am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:04am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:12am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:18am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:13am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:13am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:22am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:23am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:18am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:16pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:30pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:14am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 19 Jun @ 7:46am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 3:56pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked 18 May @ 12:27pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlocked 23 Apr @ 8:11am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 20 Mar @ 3:44pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 10:10pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:58pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 11:48pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 11:48pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 11:47pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:16am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 5:05pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 4:46pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:38am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 11:17pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:29pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:47am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:57am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:23am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:12am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:30am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:23am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:16am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:21pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:22pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 7:05pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:56pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:47am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:19am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:23am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:23am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:03am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:04am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:56pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 2:10am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 9:24am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:04am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:13am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:14am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:14am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:11pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:21am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:23am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:02am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:20pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:57pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:12am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:38am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked 2 Feb @ 6:57am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked 2 Feb @ 4:47pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:29pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:14pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 10:56am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 5:58am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:02am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 24 Jan @ 4:58pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:02am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:04am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 9:24am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:23am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:23am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:24am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:04am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:11pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:49pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:22pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 9:56pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 10:35am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:24am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:59pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 7:56pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:29pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 2:10am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:23am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:42pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:49pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:30pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:47pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:30am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:23am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:51pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:16am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:49pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:14am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:13am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:03am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 7:20pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:23pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:31am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:04am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:04am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:38am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:16am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 9:40pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:02pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 1:52am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:17pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 8:43pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 6:30pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:03am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:13am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 21 Aug @ 12:17pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 1:30am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 7:22am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:55pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:54pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 9:31pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:02am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:21pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:04am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:15am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:17am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:49pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:21pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 9:40pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:10am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:52pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 9:50pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:39pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:21am

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:36pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:48pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:28pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:02pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 10:35am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:00am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:45pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 12:20am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:16am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:17am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:11am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:02pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 5:58am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:02pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:08am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:59am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:48am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:40pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:16am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:22pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:14am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:35am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:00am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:38am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:13pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:03pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 3:49am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:19pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:56pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:52pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 19 Aug @ 12:22pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 19 Aug @ 10:56am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 19 Aug @ 10:56am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked 19 Aug @ 10:56am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 2:58pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:54pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked 9 Feb @ 9:18pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:02pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked 21 Aug @ 12:14pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 22 Apr @ 9:20am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:55am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:14pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:14pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:14pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 9:19pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:02am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:14pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:15am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:13pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:13pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:13pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:13pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:02am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 3:51pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:54pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Mar @ 4:39pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 8:45pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:02am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Jan @ 10:10am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 9:44pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 9:57pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:00am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 2:02am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Apr @ 10:28am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Aug @ 2:07pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 8:43pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:00pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:08pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:54pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 9:10pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 9:06pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:56pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 9:44pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 14 Feb @ 10:18pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:02am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 1:30am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:38am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Unlocked 7 Mar @ 4:39pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:03pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:07am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:02pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:02pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 9:17pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:02am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:02am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:17pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:19pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 23 Apr @ 8:11am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked 13 Feb @ 11:28pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Unlocked 17 Jan @ 6:42pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:02pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:02pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 9:43pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:03am