A possum must be himself, and being himself he is honest.
-- Walt Kelly
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[Stewie taunts a girl who has fallen down a well]
Stewie: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
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Connector Conspiracy, n:
[probably came into prominence with the appearance of the KL-10,
none of whose connectors match anything else] The tendency of
manufacturers (or, by extension, programmers or purveyors of anything)
to come up with new products which don't fit together with the old
stuff, thereby making you buy either all new stuff or expensive
interface devices.
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Copying machine, n.:
A device that shreds paper, flashes mysteriously coded messages,
and makes duplicates for everyone in the office who isn't
interested in reading them.
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I'm not a real movie star -- I've still got the same wife I started out
with twenty-eight years ago.
-- Will Rogers
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+Rep Funny hilarious