Random Fact ! did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human d icks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility.

I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.

Recept na palacinky
Nachystáme si suroviny. Takže tak všetky suroviny si dáme do jednej misky keď už máme všetky suroviny v miske cesto mixujeme s mixérom a necháme aspoň 15-20 min odpočívať niekto možno cesto mieša ručne ale s mixérom to je rýchle a dobre cesto nám postálo 20 min skontrolujeme či ma správnu hustotu a môžeme sa pustiť do pečenia Vymastíme si panvicu s olejom úplne jemnučko nie veľa oleja a poriadne rozohrejeme panvicu a môžeme piecť.. naozaj je dosť dôležité na akej panvici palacinky pečieme ja som piekla na tefal panvici, čo sa aj odzrkadlilo lebo sa mi ani jedna palacinka nepotrhala ani ta prvá. upečené palacinky si ochutíme podľa vlastného gusta ja dávam do palacinky nutelu, čerstvé ovocie nakrájané jahody,maliny,čučoriedky a šľahačku, keď dávam šľahačku do vnútra je to super fakt a určite to vyskúšajte ozdobila som topingom, šľahačkou, ovocím a mätou.

Recept na guláš


Cibuli oloupeme, nakrájíme nadrobno a osmahneme na oleji do růžova.
Přisypeme papriku, přidáme očištěné na kostky nakrájené maso, které orestujeme. Pak přidáme sůl a kmín, podlijeme horkou vodou a dusíme.
Když je maso skoro měkké, zaprášíme ho moukou, kterou necháme osmahnout.
Přilijeme trochu vody, přidáme utřený česnek.
RADA: Jak udržet omáčku teplou
Maso vyjmeme, omáčku rozšleháme. Opět přidáme maso a dusíme doměkka. Uvařený guláš dochutíme majoránkou a podáváme s houskovými knedlíky.
RADA: Jak uvařit ty nejlepší knedlíky: Klasické kynuté, bramborové i karlovarské
Jestli zvolíte jinou formu zahuštění, nechávám na vás. My máme rádi guláš takto.

Eating mustard with Oreos? Not in my Godd4mn Country.
To the Buffoons behind the USA Today crossword puzzle, Today's (2/12/20) clue for 10 down was "Cookie that some people eat with mustard", i eventually filled in "OREO." I was confused but willing to admit my ignorance for the sake of completing your godforsaken puzzle, and then i tried it. you bastards. I Would hope that given the cultural influence of the USA today crossword puzzle, the puzzle masters would exert some sort of quality review for their clues, oreos and mustard?---I can now inform you with learned experintial certainty---are WRETCHED. I would be very appreciative if you would kindly refund $0.14---the exact cost of the 4 Altoids i had to consume to get the taste out of my mouth---to my venmo. i'm willing to forgive the cost of the oreo:$0.18. the mustard was free. get your godd4m Mustard Out of my oreos you sick bastards

-rep, cringe femboy