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ㅤ* Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
ㅤ* Ham and Eggs: A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
ㅤ* If it's really a supercomputer, how come the bullets don't bounce off when I shoot it?
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm giggling!