Anyways, um... I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is? No, not Suge Knight, I think he's locked up in prison. I'm talkin' shungite. Anyways, it's a two billion year-old like, rock stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of stuff. Put 'em around the la casa. Little pyramids, stuff like that.

babe, im breaking up with you. It's not you, you were poggers. It's me. I'm an omegalul. I'm sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done. We've been weirdchamp for months and it's time to end it, no kappa

Last week I saw K0RE while in line at the bank. he was wearing 2 different rolex watches, a fit-bit, solid gold glasses with gold tinted lenses, that had the words "FAT PENIS DOWN BELOW" across the sides of the glasses, a Supreme tank top, and a chain made out of protein powder. in my very shy manner, i asked how he had so much money. he then proceeded to say "WATCH THIS", pulled out a glock-18 pistol and robbed the bank for $53,378. he then took my hazel nut flavored coffee and my vanilla frosted donut with multi colored sprinkles out of my hands and walked out of the bank, rambling about how hes going to use this money to buy more protein powder and "totally rail" more hot models after he finishes destroying his work out reps at his local gym in his favorite "GOD" branded white tank top with a cotton-polyester blend material that maximizes performance for destroying more reps at the gym. god i want K0RE so badly. his big muscles are so hot. the absolute pinnacle of human evolution.

+rep he will let you invade

Signed by me

+rep!