Being straight is liking women half of whose genes are from a man. But her mother also had a half of genes from a man, so they are 75% male. But her grandmother also has half the genes from a man, so women are 87,5% male. Okay, women are 99,99...% male, therefore liking women is 99,99...% gay. However, 99.999999999999... is equal to 100, therefore being straight is 100% gay.

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