Recent reviews by random.dude27

First thing's first: THERE IS STILL MULTIPLAYER, YOU CAN PLAY ONLINE GAMES, SO STOP TELLING PEOPLE YOU CAN'T, MR. AND MRS. NEGATIVE REVIEWERS

Second thing's second: You can't LAN Galactic Conquest with a friend, so those of you planning to, stop planning, because you can't, in any way that I have found, play Galactic Conquest with more than just yourself. There's still singleplayer GC, but let's face it, that's not nearly as fun. Splitscreen GC was the best game mode of my childhood, and I'm upset that they couldn't figure something out with the Steam version.

That said, this game is great. Just like I remember it from the PS2 version. This is one of my top games of all time, and I hold it near and dear to my heart. There is virtually no lag, even online. I use a laptop with 3 GB of Ram which runs Minecraft at an average of 25-ish FPS, not the best gaming computer, but it runs this game smoothly (I mean, it IS a PS2 game) so you probably don't need to worry about any of that if you have a decent laptop, even if it's not the best.

Overall, great game, kinda sucks that you can't play Multiplayer Galactic Conquest though.

It seems that all of the negative reviews say mostly possitvie things. Which is weird. So allow me to screw with your mind.

This game is awful. Anyone who enjoys this rubbish should, at this very moment, find a staircase that, at the very tippy top, is a straight down jump to where you started your journey upwards, and then jump off of it multiple times. That would make me happy.

And you know what? I hope you live, so that you can find some other place to waste your time, and subsequently, do absolutely nothing good with the time you spend. I hope you start floating through space and choke on the lack of air, or one day wake up and realize you're crazy.

Look at this game, now back to me, now back to this game. Sadly, this game is a walking simulator. Now look back to me, I am now a female. The only way to win this game is to never purchase it. You should spend your money on a better game, like Minecraft or Portal! Now those are great.

If you buy this game, you obviously don't have anyone who cares for you, and will be alone forever, your only love interest being a mannequin. You will work a dead-end job, never have children, be forever cursed to do the same cycle day-in and day-out, but you'll love every second of it. Because you're a loner who lives in the broom closet in his mama's basement, aren't you?

So go ahead. Buy it. I dare you. At least it's not as repetitive as your life, every day doing the same thing. Maybe one day something out-of-the-ordinary will happen to you and you'll get to experience something you didn't know you were missing.

But for now, all you have is this game. This game, and all the time in the world to figure it out.

To question nothing, press "Add To Cart"

See you in a few minutes, Stanley. I can't wait to start again.

Fantastic.

This aint your average every-day play-around-for-a-minute-then-never-touch-it-again game. This ain't "Putt-Putt Goes to the Moon". This is the real deal. This has the real feels. More feels than Real Steel. But really, this game is great, the story is great, the humor is excellent and hilarious, the comic relief is never misplaced, it's chock-full of references to everything from Doctor Who to Street Fighter. When you save your game and quit, then load your game again, the game comes back up really quick, no waiting to play. It's pretty great since this game is like a good book, you just can't put it down. Metaphorically. It's a computer game, not a book.

The music is superb, if not, rather repetitive, and the controlls could use some work. The mouse-click-to-move-around is a bit strange, you can use arrow keys but you can't use WASD, however, you can play almost the entire game with just the mouse, so that's good if you only have one arm, or if you want to fap to Dr Rosalele's swishy-hair animation. It's mesmirizing. (I don't actually condone fapping while playing this game).

It kinda sucks that you can't take screen shots in this game though, I found a glitchy thing where you can make Dr. Watts and Dr. Rosalene walk off the cliff overlooking the light house and walk into the night sky and onto the moon, which I thought was ironic enough to screencap. But I couldn't. This game doesn't support screencapping.

Anyways, great game, if you think you'd like it based on the preview, you'll like it, and you should buy it, especially if it's on sale, because $10 dollars is a lot in today's economy.