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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:04am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:04pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:31pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:25pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:55am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:41am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:11am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:25pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 5:15am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:02am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:48am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:17am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 11:20pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:12am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:57am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:18am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:30am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 7:24am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:27pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:39am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 3:22am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 5:38am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:04am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 10:04am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 9:35am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 10:25am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:42am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:57am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:58am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:13am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:12am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 2:58am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 2:58am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 2:58am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 2:58am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 2:00am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 4:32pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 2:58am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 2:58am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 2:58am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:51am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 2:58am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 6:39pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:31am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:47am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 2:58am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:43am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:43am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 12:47am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:00am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 2:34am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 6:46am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 1:53am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 9:39pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 6:18am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:04pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 12:32am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:32am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:05am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:06am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:06am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:06am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:06am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:06am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:06am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:06am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:06am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:06am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:06am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:06am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:06am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:05am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:05am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:05am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:05am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:06am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:06am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:15am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:58am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:33am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:57am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:53am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:52am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:53am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:53am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:53am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:53am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:53am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:53am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:53am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:53am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:53am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:53am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:53am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:53am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:53am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:52am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:52am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:52am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:52am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:53am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:53am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:55am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:55am