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3 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
84.1 hrs on record (19.8 hrs at review time)
I think new gen the witcher 3 is a buggy mess.

Now hear me out, I have played this game before. It is my favorite rpg of all time and I have nothing, but praise for the story, the open world and the gameplay. But heck, these new bugs make this game nearly unplayable. For instance, I have gotten into some game breaking bugs as I can't attack for some reason, the fast attack or heavy attacks doesn't work. I wouldn't be mad for it, if I wasn't playing on death march. Then for some reason I can't parry or dodge, makes the game unplayble again as mentioned before. Also, now I get a bug that makes me autojump for some reason and then I get to fight and old foglet (When I fight it, near the end I can't use my attacks AGAIN!) so I have to kill this foglet with signs. I know there won't be any patch notes again, I just hope I can manage my anger not to destroy my keyboard :D
Posted 5 December, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
47.6 hrs on record (40.8 hrs at review time)
Gud geim
Posted 30 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
"Dreamland" on Steam is a captivating indie game that effortlessly blends enchanting visuals with a thought-provoking narrative. Developed by a talented team, the game immerses players in a dreamlike world filled with stunning landscapes and imaginative creatures. The art style is a standout feature, characterized by vibrant colors and intricate details that contribute to the game's overall charm.

The narrative is equally compelling, unfolding in a non-linear fashion that keeps players engaged and curious about the unfolding story. Dreamland invites players to explore the depths of their imagination, confronting them with philosophical questions and moral dilemmas along the way. The game's soundtrack complements the experience beautifully, enhancing the emotional impact of key moments.

Gameplay mechanics in Dreamland are intuitive, making it accessible to a wide range of players. Puzzles are cleverly designed, challenging without being frustrating, adding an extra layer of enjoyment to the overall experience. The game's pacing is well-crafted, ensuring a balance between exploration, puzzle-solving, and narrative development.

While Dreamland may not boast the blockbuster production values of some mainstream titles, its indie charm and artistic merit make it a gem on the Steam platform. It's a testament to the creativity and passion of indie developers, offering a unique and memorable gaming experience that lingers in the player's mind long after the credits roll.
Posted 26 January, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
1.7 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I'am a 50 years old 2 sons father. My sons told me to buy this game to play with them. I don't get to spend time with them enough. So I reluctantly agreed. I don't like video games, but making my children happy is no.1 priority. But the sad truth is that It is too hard for me to use a keyboard and I don't understand these ways of entertainment. So instead I'll bring my kids to a fishing trip.
Posted 25 July, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
46.2 hrs on record (11.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Very game
Posted 27 November, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.3 hrs on record
Not poggers
Posted 11 January, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
15.7 hrs on record (8.7 hrs at review time)
Nice
Posted 28 November, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.9 hrs on record (4.6 hrs at review time)
poggers
Posted 24 November, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
168.8 hrs on record (30.3 hrs at review time)
Well there has been time... The patch released today and I think Its improvement, but I've got this to say. this game is the defenition of scam, false marketing and overall ♥♥♥♥ game. I at first liked this I thought it's kinda fun. I really had forgotten all those video on youtube saying how fun this game will be, limitless choices. It is all a lie. Nothing in this game is fun even combat feels ♥♥♥♥. This game the future, the great game is a lie. You can play this game for casual fun. Nothing more, you complete the story and then there is nothing fun to do. I'am dissapointed very dissapointed. Looks like they never planned to do anything like they advertised. The story and the characters I thought would make this game a bit better but the story and the characters are kinda lazy. I would thought that they are interesting but really no. There are better games than this garbage. Such as from the same creators as Cyberpunk. The Witcher 3 they share similiar RPG mechanics. And The Witchers 3 story is a lot better. Well and the graphics and the frame drops are buggy. But graphics are good. The only cons that I give to this game are:
-Keanu Reeves
-Graphics

Overall I would give this game at this state 3/10.
Posted 17 December, 2020. Last edited 29 March, 2021.
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36.6 hrs on record (29.6 hrs at review time)
Great VR game!
Posted 26 November, 2020.
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