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'Ay ooch, what a HARD battle.' Sledge stripped down to his underpants. Randy 'Deathclaw' Trevor (OC) walked in.
'Wow, Sledge, that was a hard battle'
'Yes'
Deathclaw left. Sledge remembered his family back home. Glancing at the flag draped across one side of his room, he saluted it.
'Damn. I miss them. God save the queen. God save the Falklands.'
Sledge loved the United Kingdom. It was his home.
Twitch walked in.
'Bonjour,' she said.
'Hello frog,' Sledge replied. 'That was a hard battle.'
'Oui,' she replied.
'Let's make passionate love'
'Oui', she replied.
Twitch pulled off her mask, to reveal a sexier mask underneath.
'Damn, that's hot as heck.'
-Three days of passionate love later-
'I love you Twitch,' Sledge said
'Oui,' Twitch said
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"-„_::::_„-*__„„~" You have been anally assaulted. I suggest you see the doctor, tell him to check for STDs.
We kicked you because every round you said something snarky if one of us died. And you constantly acted cocky and like you were the best player on the team even though we were carrying you. We won btw, we did better after you were gone. ☻
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