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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:26pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:26pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:57am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:57am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:57am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 5:23pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 5:23pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:47am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:47am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:11pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:11pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:58am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:47am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:47am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:58am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:10pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 5:24pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 5:24pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:13pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:10pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:10pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:09pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:10pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 5:24pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:11pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:47am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:10pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:47am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:25pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:25pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:59am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:59am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:59am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:59am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:59am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:47am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:47am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:47am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:47am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:47am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:47am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:36pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:59am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:59am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:59am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:59am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:59am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:59am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:00am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:25pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:25pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:28pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:00am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 5:26pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 9:07am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:05am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:11pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:00am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:00am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:01am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:01am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:01am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:01am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:01am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:01am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:01am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:01am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:01am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:01am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:01am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:01am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:01am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:01am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:01am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:25pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:33pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:02am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:02am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:02am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:02am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:02am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:25pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:25pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:02am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:02am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:02am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:02am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:02am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:02am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:02am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:02am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:02am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:02am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:02am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:02am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:02am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:02am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:03am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:03am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:03am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:03am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:03am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:57am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:57am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 9:07am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:15pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:15pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:13pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:03am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:03am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:03am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:15pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:15pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:15pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:25pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:04am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:04am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:04am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:04am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:16pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:16pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:16pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:16pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:46am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:47am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:47am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:47am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:04am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:04am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:25pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:17pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:17pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:17pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:17pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:04am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:17pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:17pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:17pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:17pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:17pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:17pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:17pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:17pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:17pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:17pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 5:32pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:17pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:05am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:05am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:32pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:33pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:14pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:13pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:33pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:25pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:33pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:33pm



In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
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