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hey i know this probably isnt the place to talk about this but could you please stop turning on your camera and pretending to be a baby in call? i thought it was just a joke at first bcz all you did was just make baby noises but it stopped being funny when you started sucking on a pacifier. idk if this is just a fetish or something but please keep that stuff private. i mean like you legit showed us your diaper and asked us to "change you" like cmon bro thats super weird and it makes me uncomfortable. im not trying to be mean or put you down or anything but please stop doing this im begging you it always kills the mood of the call so please stop.

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hey hotty

I've been nothing but nice to you and this is how you repay me.

Relatable.
It reminds me of yesterday when I went in the shower to jerk off.
Because it was halloween, my little sister wanted to go out and cosplay as a schoolgirl. When I asked her what was scary in being disguised as a schoolgirl, she simply replied "I borrowed mom's 12 inch dildo and hid it under my skirt with some flex tape". It's amazing how 12 years old can be creative.
Anyway, once my mom and sister left for candy hunting, I immediately rushed towards the bathroom to look into the sinkhole, and hit the jackpot. A mass of prepubescent pubic hair could be found. It was easily recognisable from my mom's pusshair because of it's scent and taste: While mom's had a chewy texture and a bitter taste due to all the ♥♥♥♥♥ shoved daily in it, my sister's hair had the sweet aroma of my own semen, while also having a crunchier feeling in my mouth, gently caressing my tongue like an angel's feather.

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
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HOMIEFIST

Actually gay tbh desu

skyrim is bad

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The volume of the adult male was then found to be .0072516316 cubic meters. Utilizing the volume of the average penis I found earlier, 9.72 in cubed, I get .0001592828 meters cubed. This means the penis is 2.19% of an adult male's volume.Assuming a lack of testosterone or female hormones makes the person a female, balls ignored for ease, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a trap is only 2.19% homosexual.

I did the math and research. According to Wikipedia, the average length of a penis varies from 5.1 to 5.9 inches. I went for a safe 5.5 inches for an average. The average radius from the core center of the penis to the skin on the outside is .75 inches. From this we can roughly find the volume with pi timed radius squared times height. This comes around as the average penis being around 9.72 cubic inches. Next I found the volume of the average human adult male. I had to first find the weight, which according to Alex Schlessingerman's "The Physics Factbook" is 70kg or 154 pounds. Weight is found by multiplying an object mass by the force of gravity, 9.81 meters per second. After taking gravity out of the equation, the average mass of an adult human male is 7.14 kg. I then found the volume by dividing this number by the average density of a human, according to Wikipedia, 985 kg per meter cubed.

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Cool progressive tf2 trader, said he was gay! Rainbow pride xD

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okay ;-; i dun want it anyways?

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ah cmon sparky ;C

why the ♥♥♥♥ are you cyberbullying me dude, honestly whats your issue. i just come to esea to enjoy myself and try to escape the constant harassment i face every single day and then you have the nerve to come onto my profile and write ♥♥♥♥ like that. honestly what the ♥♥♥♥ would inspire someone to say something like that, i can't even fathom what kind of abuse you must've faced in order to think that unwarrented comment was even remotely okay. whenever i show up to class and sit down everyone starts laughing and touching me and ♥♥♥♥ and its just so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ frustrating. i'm wearing a hoodie and everything trying to blend in and people just won't leave me be. at least on the internet no one can tell that i'm a dog and give me ♥♥♥♥ for it, but you've somehow still managed to ruin my day. thanks a lot bud

Happy Birthday Big Boy!! Remember that time we were using my moms measuring tape to measure our gains? And once we ran out of muscles to measure the only thing left was to measure our ♥♥♥♥♥? So first we did it flacid but the numbers weren't very impressive so we decided we better try it with boners. But you were shy and didn't wanna jerk it in front of me to get hard so you asked if I could do it for you?! lol and then I was still bigger so you said it was because I give ****ty hand jobs! haha anyways I cant wait to get drunk with you later and measure our ♥♥♥♥♥! Love you buddy

I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl, in exchange I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner to my friends. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with strong will power. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner, now available scented lemon or vanilla