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-Must smoke 1 or more packs of cigs a day.
-Drive like a true Ukranian and dont stop at stop signs.
-Eat mama's 8 meal course every day.
-Get a tattoo of the homeland.
-Rev your engine when you get home so the neighbors wake up.
-Treat your girlfriend like your mother and always open the door for her when getting in the car.
-Last but not least make sure to always offer a cig to a co-worker.
If you have completed these steps and are living like a krain then........
WELCOME TO THE KRAIN GANG.
If humans are the only toolmaking organisms
and
the woodpecker finch is a toolmaker,
then
the woodpecker finch is a human being.