I am just an Native Illegal Immigrant from Egypt that was slaved to help built the great pyramids and draw stupid ♥♥♥♥ on the walls to confuse the crap out of people thinking that that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ actually means something.

My name is quite an interresting story. When I was born there was three family members present, my grandpa, my grandma and my brother. ♥♥♥♥ knows who my father is because I am the result of a week long orgy. When the doctor asked what my name should be, the three family members each shouted a different name and then there was a guy outside in the street that also shouted some random ♥♥♥♥ which caused the illiterate ♥♥♥♥ to write my name as, Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas, on my birth certificate. In the confusion and drama the doctor also dropped me on my head.

I was abducted by aliens while working on one of the pyramids. They were some weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. And when they realized my IQ they didn't want ♥♥♥♥ all to do with planet earth, so they brought me back to earth and got the ♥♥♥♥ out of our solar system.