☆smileyalyssa [8U]²: ummm you might wana remove the princess in your name before gannon or bowser kidnaps you

☆smileyalyssa [8U]²: it was soo hard to squeeze it all in there - Taken completely outta context

=|ATF|=Ungodlyrich[CC]: Hey soldats, soldats left and we need a replacement soldats so we were wondering if you wanted to come play L4D with us?

[๖ۣۜR] smileyalyssa [8U]²: what man dosent want a woman who loves bacon?

[BFC] Maxx ㋛ {TMN}: i wish everyone did drugs and was happy

[BFC] Kenny Attorney At Law: But father, hows does one take penis out of toaster?
Soldats-eXo- <3: you gotta push it down and wait for it to pop back out
[BFC] Kenny Attorney At Law: AH WISDOM

☆smileyalyssa [8U]²: I don't care I am too busy killing stuff

Doomrider: My bubble baths are legendary.

Gubby ♥: that moment when you're so drunk, you tell yourself to stop being so cute when you see your reflection