Kittay
Atlanta, Georgia, United States
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Summary: an abstract, abridgment, or compendium especially of a preceding discourse

I'm not sure what there is to summarize. I guess I'll summarize myself. That's easy enough. I'm female and uninteresting. Want my life's accomplishments? Let me start a list:
1. I am capable of thought.
2. I exist.
3. I have not yet died as of writing.
4. I can involuntarily drop things within one second of picking them up approximately 40% of the time.
5. I get off topic and out of mind faster than Speedy Gonzales outwits felines.
6. I will be happy to regale you with stupid, stupid tales upon request.

And that's all I can think of. Come back again for my happy-funtime theatre of regret!
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Stardust 24 Feb, 2017 @ 1:02pm 
years ago two parents went out to dinner a few hours later the babysitter called and asked if she could cover up the shrek statue in the kids room. The dad said "get the kids out of the house and we'll call the police. We don't have a shrek statue." The ogre was actually a killer that escaped from farquaad's dungeon 10 years ago. If u don't post this to 10 other swamps Shrek will be in your bed with an onion at 3:00 am
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