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Ei sull ois heittää kakssataakaheksankytviiseuroo kun pitäs päästä koulun ratsastuskurssille lippajärvelle

Imppasin junnuna esim 9h päivässä imppasin ja oon ihan ok.

"Whoever killed Hitler is my hero"

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This is max ->

Snapchat : nutshot4thewin

Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you fap to 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also fapping to a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a trap is like half male, half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again.




Mediocre Trickshotter.
Considering getting a gaming chair to better my aim.
When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb. Anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into 'you show me yours, I'll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. So What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

My name is Jafar
I come from afar
There's a bomb in my car
Allahu Akbar

Knifes so far:
Flip Knife Stained FT
Bayonet Ultraviolet FT
Karambit Rust Coat BS http://s.metjm.net/JTcnZwP.jpg
Flip Knife Doppler FN Max Pink 0.02 Float
Flip Knife TT 0.008 Fv
M9 Vanilla

Corsair carbide case
Msi Gaming 5 z97
Intel i5 4460
Asus Rog Gtx 1060
HyperX SSD
Steelseries Rival 300
Steelseries QcK+
Razer Blackwidow 2013 ultimate
Kingston HyperX Cloud II
BenQ XL2411 (144hz)

CsGo Viewmodel :
cl_righthand 0
cl_viewmodel_shift_left_amt "0.500000"
cl_viewmodel_shift_right_amt "0.250000"
viewmodel_fov "68.000000"
viewmodel_offset_x "-2.000000"
viewmodel_offset_y "2.0"
viewmodel_offset_z "-2.000000"
viewmodel_presetpos "0"
cl_bob_lower_amt "5.000000"
cl_bobamt_lat "0.100000"
cl_bobamt_vert "0.100000"
cl_bobcycle "0.98"

csgo launch options :
-w 1024 -h 768 -freq 144 -refresh 144 -processheap -novid -nojoy -noforcemparms -noforcemaccel -high -tickrate 128 -threads 4 -nod3d9ex -noaafonts +mat_queue_mode 2 +exec autoexec +mat_vignette_enable 0

bind "O" "say ( ＾◡＾)っ✂╰⋃╯"