“SUBBY b1tch” - Madi 2020

"BananaVortex... sounds like a vagina or something" -Crocachopter

"Somethin's wrong with your TASTER" -perks EX gf

Madi: "What should I get my counselor before I leave for 3 weeks? Something small"
Me: "Bread"
Madi: "I will get her bread and a gift card and cat treats sounds like a winner"


Text-to-speech Madi: "I also stained of white washcloth poops" -Mads 2K18


Me: "I feel like everybody's been on the bad side of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at least once."
Phil: "Uh I like the POV Dog walking ones" - Phil 2017


"A little slappy, a little lift-y." - Erlork


"I am SURE there are people into kinky throat punching." -Venny


"Three words.
Booty crack skittles.
I'll leave that one to the imagination.

That was one hell of a dare."



Madi: "Do you ever just click your mouse to feel it." -Drunk Madi 2K17


Me: "Remember when i didn't suck at this game?"
Madi: "Yeah."


"Single mother...happily married." - Pilot 2k17


Me: Why does it feel like 2009 was two years ago?
Madi: I don't know because you're old as ♥♥♥♥.


Me: I'm probably gonna lay on you.
Madi: Just don't hump my leg like my dog
Me: I probably won't thrust with as much power as her though.
Madi: So much power.
....
Madi: For SUCH A TINY DOG. FEROCIOUSLY HUMPING MY LEG.


"...then she tried to kiss me... and I didn't but maybe if you brushed your teeth once in a while..." -Savage Madi 2k17


"Don't strive to be daddy when you can be senpai."


"A memer in the womb." - Phil 2017


"Lol
What?" - Gaymo 2017


*Dies laughing* "I'm gagging....bdsm" - phil 2k17


"What if my blood was Kool-Aid?" - Phil 2k17


"As far as anybody knows I was gay five minutes ago." -Madi 2k17

"My gums are wet." - Drunk Madi 2k17


"I mean personally the shock collar isn't gonna phase me, might actually like it." - kinky Madi 2k16


"So get up, wipe off your eye boogies and get out there kiddo" - Kirrbs 2k16


"Oh lord Jesus Christ is my lord and my god my friend and my grandpa *instert grandpa emoji" - madi 2k16


"I've gone sockless for the last few days" - Madi 2k16


"Sometimes I forget cats can hear." -kirrbs 2k16


"It's only illegal if something happens" - drunk madi 2k16


"its not lov3e"


"We're going on a trip bois!" - high Madi 2k16


"3k a month? Nuhuh. That's not worth a spank." - Ben


"You wouldn't hook up with him for a Jesus herd?" - High Madi 2k16


"Somehow you make it out to the east, you were parting the red sea. Surrounded by women and children and men, all of which were doused in tears. Standing stop a roaring motorcycle in knee high platform heels. You were completely naked, firebreathing unidragons were pouring from your belly button and a billion dollar bills from your two front friends. You were reciting the pledge of allegiance while Jesus sat below you, apologizing.
Jk you were in a green shirt and a hot sass face." - Kevin


"I want to drop you an awp so bad right now." - Kevin


"I'm literally moving my fingers so fast, how have I not gotten off yet?" -Kirrbs 2k16


"God's hand is in the Bible, not the controller." -Tyler 2k16


"I'm definitely daddy" - madi 2k16


"I lost my highlighter I'm all hot-and-bothered over here." - Kirrbs 2k16