After dinner,it’s time for CUMPKIN PIE!! Show Daddy how thankful you are and LICKK his WishBONE until he gets as HARD as PlyMOUTH rock and shoots his HOMEADE GRAVY ! Midnight starts BLACK FRIDAY so send this to THOTS you are thankful for! If you get back, sail to England If you get back, you’ll be getting your corn CREAMED . Get back or more, and the BIGGEST, GIRTHIEST, BLACK FRIDAY ♥♥♥♥ is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT

ITS SPANKSGIVING BITCHESOn this day many years ago the SLUTTY PILGRIMS sailed ⛵️ across the ASSlantic HOEcean in a quest to find more ♥♥♥♥♥ to SUCK! Together with the NAUGHTY NATIVES , they gathered around the dinner table and had our nation’s very st GANG BANG! We honor their ORGY every year by giving THANKS to all that’s important to us: Family , Friends , Freedom , and ♥♥♥♥! So grab your BUNS, squeeze those BREASTS, and shove a cornaCOPIOUS amount of ♥♥♥♥ into that hungry hungry HOLE! Ladies , just like your THOTSgiving turkey, it’s time to throw your legs in the air and prepare to get STUFFED !

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life

chicken

yo who the hell is this I'll beat your ass