Recent reviews by King Batty Hand

Good use of 8 minutes

Ranking system sucks but so do I

Actually a really goofy and enjoyable game. Good fun, I recommend.

I have no idea why but this game has literally changed my life, which is likely the most virgin sentence I've ever wrote but I just love this game. It's like playing a heavily polished version of Spelunky HD with more content, more akin to a remaster than a sequel. Art is better (in my opinion), 144hz support, game isn't reliant on the jet pack anymore, movement is smoother (heavily subjective, likely also due to 144hz support), more level variety - the game is a straight upgrade in my opinion.

♥♥♥♥ game, genuinely an awful waste of space on my hard drive piece of ♥♥♥♥. I would rather have ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Belle Delphine filling up 80% of my storage than having this dog water game on my pc. 9/10

spam jump to win

Gud Game