hey, accept me pls

hello, can you accept?

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✅ Cool guy !!!

Hey y’all, I been having intense stomach cramps for a few days. Also couldnt ♥♥♥♥, so I had an idea what was going on. Took 4 dulcolax and waited. After a LOT of pain while I waited to get home from work to ♥♥♥♥ out my insides, I finally made it to a toilet. The pain became excruciating as my bowels attempted to eject a monster log. I tensed up and squirmed in all kinds of ways, puckered so tight that I cut it into little pieces, but eventually a massive, dehydrated turd squeezed out and what my question is, is that immediately after this I had explosive diarrhea. Could that old turd been keeping all my diarrhea stopped up?

Hi dude, you suck at video games and should stop playing. This is my team and it's way better than you'll ever be minecraft.com/yousuck

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