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ㅤ* I phoned up the builder's yard yesterday. I said, "Can I have a skip outside my house?". The builder said, "Sure. Do what you want. It's your house."
ㅤ* I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".
ㅤ* A grizzly bear walks into a pub and says, "Can I have a pint of lager..............................................................................................................................and a packet of crisps please." To which the barman replies, "Why the big paws?"
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