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oopsie woopsie, baby made stinky winky *defecates in diaper* *winks*

adora monkey slave owner

strangely addicting

you're the ultimate monkey!

very fun with or without friends

is a title that deserves a standing ovation for its audacity to charge full price for what amounts to little more than a glorified expansion pack.

From the devious minds that brought you countless skins that cost as much as a gourmet dinner, Overwatch 2 continues the tradition of emptying your wallet faster than you can say "microtransactions." Why innovate when you can simply slap a "2" on the title and watch the money roll in from die-hard fans who can't resist the allure of slightly updated graphics?

And let's not forget the joy of "loot boxes," that magical system that tantalizes you with the possibility of something truly worthwhile, only to reward you with duplicates of the same spray you've been using as your virtual graffiti wall.

But wait, there's more! Overwatch 2's "Battle Pass" system is a masterclass in milking players dry while offering an array of lackluster rewards that could be easily unlocked through a few hours of actual gameplay, if the game's economy wasn't intentionally rigged to encourage spending real cash.

And how about those "exclusive" event skins that are about as rare as a sunny day in Seattle? Nothing says "valued player" like being coerced into playing endlessly during an event just for the privilege of looking slightly different from the rest of the money-drained crowd.

So, if you're ready to part ways with your hard-earned cash in exchange for the hollow promise of a sequel that's more interested in padding its bottom line than offering a genuinely fresh experience, Overwatch 2 is the perfect example of how to sell the same thing twice and laugh all the way to the bank.

lots of sleepless nights but I finally married the cat girl of my dreams

Abigail 10/10

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make me ♥♥♥♥ pants 11/10