Recent reviews by Will G

This is a good alternative to GTA if you can't afford shark cards

3/10, trees do not drop saplings

Honestly I cannot recommend this.

There's supposedly two draws to this game. The first is that of a choose-your-own-adventure murder mystery. I must say, this aspect of the game had me gripped to start off with. But I soon realised that the story is lacking. There is rarely any actual decision making to be done - I think there's only three actual endings. Most choices are inconsequential and certain plots lead to dead ends. The characters aren't interesting and the 'true ending' is predictable. A reasonably intelligent person could complete this game legitimately in 30 minutes.

The second draw is the nudity. Clearly this only appeals to gay men or very horny women. Not that this is an issue, after all, since for many people being able to control your own hentai is a very appealing concept. Regrettably, however, I am unable to complement the pornographic aspect of this game. The graphics are okay...there's some big penises and a hunky gladiator that the main character ejaculates upon. But the nudity in this game doesn't really go beyond that. A minute on any yaoi website would be preferable.

Therefore, evidently, this game suffices in neither of its goals. It is not a good murder mystery, and nor is it a good wank. The concept is very interesting but I think that the developers should have put much more effort into this game to make it genuinely arousing and entertaining. Alas, this disappointed ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cannot recommend Blood and Lust.

Call of Duty is a stale fracnhise. This game adds nothing new. How the ♥♥♥♥ did chairs get on the stairs. There is no scientific explanation as to why three chairs, a table, and a desk thingy ended up at the bottom of the stairs in a weird stacking pile. The only reason they are there is because they couldn't be arsed to develop the top floor of the stairs. What a lazy arse attempt at a video game. "Three years in the making" my arse. Plants vs Zombies Garden Warfare 2 is the best first person shooter game ever made. ♥♥♥♥ Konami.

This is without a doubt the best game ever made. A lot of people say that Skyrim lacks in story, but those people obviously don't listen to the in depth dialogue of main characters. The complexity of the world's NPCs gives Skyrim so much realism it's like I really am roaming around killing dragons. There are a million and one quest lines to do, each bringing unique concepts and gameplay, as well as two brilliant DLC story lines that essentially add two more main questlines. The customisation is brilliant and bests of all is the world itslef: it is by far one of the most beautiful games ever made.

Buy it

It's State of Decay without a million things to do. It can finally allow open-world style zombie killing and base-growing, rather than constantly having to forfil quests being annoyingly relayed to you through the radio. Must have for State of Decay owners.

Brilliant game fore anyone who loves zombies. It gives a lot more freedom and sandbox-style gameplay than other zombie games.

I couldn't reccomend this game more. Great for anyone into strategy or history, and 500+ hours played by me proves it is literally the best game ever made.