-I love all of my friends!

-I love firearms and cars.... and motorcycles...

-I am a stealthy foxxo

-You can call me Kestral or Kes

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-Wow you're still reading this?

-CSGO account is gtm.steamproxy.vip/id/Hoverwatch1171

What if real life was a video game and everyone knew it
"♥♥♥♥ LUCAS COMMIT SUICIDE"
"Nah, its fine, he just wanted to re-spawn and customize his character to be blond and have more muscles"

"Give me your money!"
"*jump jump crouch crouch sidestep sidestep* B A"
"What? nevermind, gunshot WHY AREN'T YOU DYING, HACKER, HES CHEATING!!"

"Attention passengers your pilot has gone afk"
"Breaking news, a passenger jet has crashed in Ohio, R.I.P those poor souls...and by R.I.P I mean Respawn In Peace"

"TELL US YOUR DEMANDS AND WE WILL SEE WHAT WE CAN DO"
"YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT, UNLIMITED MONEY CHEAT"
"FINE, WE ARE SENDING IN A ROBOT TO GIVE YOU THE CHEAT CODE"
sends robot in with note
"Finally! reads note....Get rekked skrub?"
*gunshot