This guy just can't go past an unlicked arsehole. If he's clutching, holding B site or supporting bottom lane and he comes across someone with an arse hole that isn't moist from the gentle suckling of his tongue he will DROP EVERYTHING and get to slurping on that unlicked arsehole. His entire team was raging at him but you wouldn't know it. He had become one with the bum.
One time there was a raging erection on the other side of the unlicked arsehole. Now, you would be correct to assume that this bloke would be overcome with a compulsion of urges and bee line to the throbbing member to wrap his lips around it BUT NO. STRAIGHT TO THE UNLICKED ARSE HOLE

If I sent you my girth measurements would you be cool with it or would you make it weird

I love you for the roundness of your counterweights at the top
I love you for the narrowness of your jibs
I love you for for the elegant lines of your gondola which is now covered up for the winter
I like the ribbing up underneath your name display. The parrallel lines that come down? I love that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrbc3TP86ec

George put his misso in the ♥♥♥ locker and I just want to know what you thought about that

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