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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked 27 May, 2018 @ 2:48am

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked 27 May, 2018 @ 2:57am

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2018 @ 10:05am

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked 27 May, 2018 @ 2:54am

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked 27 May, 2018 @ 2:58am

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked 27 May, 2018 @ 3:03am

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:54am

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39am

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40am

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:01am

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 3:06pm

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29am

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55am

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39am

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40am

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47am

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked 27 May, 2018 @ 2:48am

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52am

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked 27 May, 2018 @ 2:53am

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07am



Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
152,158 / 1,000,000

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.

Sissy

Enable cheats.