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50.0 hrs on record (36.8 hrs at review time)
L4D2 is a right wing death squad simulator where you kill hordes of innocent democrat voters. This is literallly an alt-right wet dream. It's full of anime degeneracy on top all that. Why the heck is some pink child dressed in provocative clothing running around wiht some guy in an orange suit running around with shooting innocent democrat voters? How is this legal????
Posted 9 November, 2019.
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0.2 hrs on record
This game cost me absolutely nothing but I still feel robbed. That's 300 something megabytes I'll never get back.
Posted 2 August, 2019.
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123.6 hrs on record (102.1 hrs at review time)
10/10 lovers lab is best lab.
Posted 1 July, 2019.
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451.2 hrs on record (160.9 hrs at review time)
>Be me
>Playing subterrors
>vs. Six samurai player
>I go first.
>Play Nemesis Warrior and Masked Tribute summon a 1500 throwaway
>He does his kit and kaboodle
>use Nemesis Warrior's effect and special summon banishing flip boi
>The idiot charges into it
>I banish his Shi En
>He surrenders
GG Well balanced
Posted 30 June, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
9.9 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
>Be me
>new to game
>join squad
>don't really know what squad I joined
>get assigned to mortar team
>run out of mortars
>everyone's just bombarding the city and I'm just here.
>Commanding officer tells me to go resupply
>Have no idea how to
>Spend 10 minutes googling how to resupply in between driving down a hostile road
>Eventually figure out how to do it and bring back supplies
>Half the squad died by the time I got back
At least I delivered the goods.
Posted 27 June, 2019.
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3,279.4 hrs on record (900.6 hrs at review time)
There's a lot of good about the game and there's a ton of reasons to recommend it, but a few things will become evident.

*There's no end game besides farming for cosmetics or some rare mod that might not actually do anything.
*The Riven system is constantly changing, so no more extreme prices on anything simply because no stats are assured for more than 3 months.
*The problem that has been plaguing the game since day 1, host migration, is still a major problem, causing hours of effort into a mission to become for naught.

~1150 hours in this game and I just can't stand it anymore. It saps your sanity slowly but surely.

EDIT: I got banned for undisclosed reasons during the most anticipated and boring event of the year. Changing to positive.
Posted 21 November, 2018. Last edited 9 September, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Story was a short 3 missions, but an enjoyable three missions. The seals are adorable and really highlight the strong characterization a hat in time really brings to the table. I haven't gotten too far into Death Wish, though I see what a lot of other people are saying.

I feel like this would be especially worth it if it included the new songs that came with the DLC in the soundtrack, but I don't see that yet.
Posted 13 September, 2018. Last edited 18 September, 2018.
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612.3 hrs on record (471.4 hrs at review time)
Pros:
+Pretty
+Space
+Such wow
+Very explore
+Many combat
+Wow

negative:
-Mission payout scaling isn't good
-Engineering in beta atm is iffy
-Lots of grinding

To be honest if you like runescape and space you should get your money's worth out of this game.
Posted 27 January, 2018.
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4.7 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Very aesthetic, very beautiful game. If you really liked Wipeout you'd love this game. Unfortunately for me, I can't quite justify the purchase and would love to know if there's somewhere to buy to soundtrack seperately.

Either way, the dev is bretty gud
Posted 23 December, 2017. Last edited 23 December, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
6.1 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
Do you like space?
Do you like games like Elite Dangerous and Rougelikes with incremental progression like Rogue Legacy and wish they were mushed into a singular game?
Well this is your game.

Pros.
* Looks are A++
* Keyboard controls are intuative, if not a little fidgety
* Actually has a story and is therefore a one-up on ED.
* Satisfying fast-paced flight combat

Cons
* Controller controls are absolutely abysmal
* Seriously, just play with a keyboard.
* It's awfulwith a controller.

Other than that one major flaw it's very solid.
Posted 27 November, 2017.
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