Recent reviews by KefkaZ

It seems like a cool concept and it is. The problem is that the rewards are far too lame to justify the effort and timing you will put in to beating this thing. Most of the bosses are challenging due to timing and execution. You'll figure the boss out and then 30 minutes later you'll get lucky and kill him. A lot of people compare it to Zelda. The problem with that comparison ss that Zelda was fun. This wasn't. This was a tedious slog. Sadly, I took 46 minutes too long to get a refund. But, if I had the opportunity, I would have gone with the refund.

*****Spoiler-y concerning the prologue*****

Hello ladies. Look at your nurse. Now back to me. Now back at your doctor. Now back at the fully modular face editor. Sadly, the man you made isn't you. But if you stopped using stealth assassin tactics and switch to Old Spice he could pretend he's you. Fall down. Back up. Where are you? You're under some sort of gurney with the man helping your man escape a mental hospital. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's a silenced pistol with two super powerful bullets. Look again. Those bullets are flying at you courtesy of a flaming man. And whales on fire. Anything is possible when your director is Hideo Kojima. I'm on a flaming horse.

TLDR: You may have encountered the expression "Don't stick your !@#$ in crazy?" Well, this game is the game version of that expression. Just move on.

I hadn't played this game for about 7 years or so after racking up a not-insignificant amount of hours for a grown person with a full-time job. So, I decided to re-install it, maybe grab a game or two. Just to see if it was as fun as a I remember it. Played a game with bots and it was like riding a bike. Oh right! I forgot how fun this was! So, I did a match with real people. It was going fine. And then we had a guy d/c. It happens. No big deal.

8 min into the next match I did something the guy I was laneing with didn't like and was shouted at for being a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ over and over for 30 seconds.

And then I remembered why I quit in the first place. If AI ever discovers this game, the human race will be exterminated due to the toxicity present.