Senaste recensioner av Woke Neo ฅ^o_o^ฅ

Dead Game

Awesome game, your decisions have impact and I cried a couple times already, feels like im playn the dream of a schizo who is a helpless romantic, good willed and totally mentally stable like me.

not fully fleshed out

♥♥♥♥ game, female NPC Torres is "Woke".
The main character offers help? she instead refuses and acts like only a child would need help with a fallen tree, which is blocking the passage.
He gets bullied by her in ways, where I just cringe.

looks like a toxic one sided relationship.... which I have to sit through in order to proceed to the next chapter.....
Nice Character development.......

The game is de-evolving.
Many DLC's, cosmetics, season passes etc.
still can't do the Onryo's killer achievement, due to a bug, since they did a rework on her.
Oh and the gameplay.... back then it was fun, no one knew anything, nowadays i'ts "sweat or lose" yeah has to do with my MMR for sure.
As a survivor main you have to know how killers work and how their unique powers affect your gameplay... good luck mastering every single killer in order to gain knowledge on what they will do next.
Famous very strong but balanced killers like the hillbilly have been executed, Nurse still remains OP but the problem is, no one enjoys playing her..... back then it was "oke", some but not so many got motion sick nowadays everything takes longer but the game plays faster.
The Devs in 7 Years didn't come up with alternate game modes etc. all they know.... Is how to run the base layout of the game 7 Years prior at launch, they just tweaked it a little, the dev team is still amazingly unorganized... and yeah there's nothing much I can add to the sauce.
I think they did a pretty good job so far.

♥♥♥♥ game dont buy it full of hacker you randomly get servers that are located in asia ETC. ♥♥♥♥ THIS GAME

>be me
>be 18
>asked my friends what i should play next after fap queen
>read some titles out they can choose from
>instantly hear them scream from exitement over the game "booty calls"
>downloads the game
>starts the game
>WTF.jpg
>meets girl
>shes a solid 7/10 qt 3.14
>tells me how she is a mermaid and now has to ♥♥♥♥ me cuz she saw me first and her ♥♥♥♥♥ isnt selling like fish
>PLS end me.mp3
>clicks on the bar that says "ur crazy i want nothing to do with you"
>mfw my ingame charakter gives instantly in what a beta ♥♥♥

>meets another qt 3.14
>pick the weirdest pick up line "not only your heart is pounding also your ♥♥♥♥♥ juice is running down your leg"
>she says "what rly how do you know Anon, i think i have to change my underwear aga"
>alt f4.exe
>mfw i realise im not the horniest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and instead a normie
>mfw i had to start the game a second time cuz you cant post a review if you didnt play the game for 5 min.

this game felt like a big scam, i could refund it otherwise i wouldve commited soy sauce

why my PIPI hard?

i play this game cuz i like to ♥♥♥♥ people with my 300 hours worth of grinding to finaly get to play.