Recent reviews by Kazakh V3

I personally believe that this game brings the worst out of people
and I wouldn't have it any other way
10/10

hitman blood money is a fantastic stealth game. I honestly struggle to put how much I love this game into words.
the stealth is fun and the amount of different options for killing your targets is staggering
I highly recommend this masterpiece
10/10

this is a fantastic russian roulette experience. the game has two options of play a practice mode and a none practice modes both modes are identical except for one small element.
if you lose in the none practice mode, you can't play any of the modes again.
the game itself, while simple, is an addictive experience. if the game just contained the pratice mode I would still think it was an addictive time waster. however the graphics are rather awful and the game was slightly laggy on my computer. despite these issues I think that this game is very good

a game about lying
that is all you need to know

>be me
>be potato farmer
>farm the best potatos
>give best potatos to the motherland
>motherland likes them
>farm more potatos
>eat the potatos
>enjoy the potatos
>hear the potatos
>obey the potatos
>kill soviet leader for the potatos
>I invade the kremlin
>pull out my revolver in front of the leader
>pull the trigger
>the gun isn't loaded
>damn
>get arrested
>be guilty
>go to jail for life
>spend the rest of my life rambling about the potatos removing the bullets to smite me

potato/10

this game has the greatest twist
every time you play the game is a little different

it's alright I guess

best trump killing and land mine spawning sim
10/10

>be me
>browsing steam for games
>buy a game called my name is mayo
>I play it
>one hour later
>I get all the achievments
>then I realise that my life is a lie
>I quit the game
>I drive to a local supermarket
>I go to the condiment area
>take off clothes
>shout I AM THE MAYO
>go into fetal position
>get tazed by a feminist who thinks I'm a sicko who want to rape her
>another person calls the police
>ten minutes later police arrive
>get arrested
>I'm still in jail

this game is like a warm hug
that plays good music
10/10