would you still love me if I was a ballsack?

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Salutations, my name is Peter and I am 23. I am a Data Analyst for Microsoft and have always loved computers.I never had the chance to communicate with girls when I was young as I found it unnecessary to have a relationship.Yet now I regret that decision and I have suffered through out the extent of my life.A committed relationship is all I’ve ever asked for,where you and I will fall in love each day until the day comes that we no longer exist.I’m a kind and caring man I have no issues what so ever and my latest check up revealed that I am perfectly healthy.My height is 5’5 and my weight is 165 pounds. Yes I’m on the chubbier side but as you know chubby people tend to be better lovers.I will love you sincerely if you accept me as I will accept you entirely for who you are.If you had made up your mind please message me on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Account: PeterChubs123.

Sincerely yours, Peter

College student Rihanna Vas is your run-of-the-mill macho woman farmer who prefers to eat rye bread to all other bread. She dreams of opening her own bakery one day. Things seem to be looking down for Rihanna when Alex locks himself in his room when she wants to gift him an egg, hoping one day that he'd ask her out -- turns out he's more interested in flexing in the mirror than Rihanna-chan! However, she gets a second chance when she meets Alex playing catch with his dog outside of his grandparents' house. Slowly acknowledging her new-born opportunity, she throws the egg at Alex -- and for at least two days a week, she continues to do so to gain access to his room. Each week brings a new and hilarious adventure in this fantastical rom-com where Alex slowly changes his mind about Rihanna -- the plebian -- to Rihanna, the potential mistress that will bake him rye bread for the rest of his days!

High school student Ryan Vas is your run-of-the-mill pervert who does nothing productive with his life, peeping on women and dreaming of having his own harem one day. Things seem to be looking up for Ryan when a beautiful girl asks him out on a date, although she turns out to be a fallen angel who brutally kills him! However, he gets a second chance at life when beautiful senior student Rias Gremory, who is a top-class devil, revives him as her servant, recruiting Ryan into the ranks of the school's Occult Research club. Slowly adjusting to his new life, Ryan must train and fight in order to survive in the violent world of angels and devils. Each new adventure leads to many hilarious (and risqué) moments with his new comrades, all the while keeping his new life a secret from his friends and family in High School DxD!