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The Original

The original recipe is lost to time but the same great taste remains!
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 11:45am

Terminal Velocity

Stock price wasn't the only thing falling!
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 12:06pm

Cherry Popper

College students love her!
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:54am

Bitter Rings

Many were lost to time, but the ones that remain are protected by old money...
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 12:54pm

The Soda Playboy

What IS The Flying Constantine anyway?
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 12:41pm

Scandalous

The scandal couldn't have been that bad, right?
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 12:14pm

Easily Influenced

John Shize III always had a penchant for conspiracy theories and the otherworldly...
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 1:01pm

Can-do-Attitude

You're getting the hang of it!
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 1:01pm



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Sleaze King

John Shize II died as he lived: surrounded by cold soda, warm bodies and thick aluminium.

Queen's Gambit

Candice Cannes CANgratulates you!

Best Friends Forever

Together forever, and ever, and ever...

Devoted

You are going to do great things together...

Profreshional

Consider yourself a professional soda satisfier!

Hot and Steamy

Don't forget: Shize LLC loves you.
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