Kaurv
Aquitaine, France
ignorance is bliss
retardation is freedom
ignorance is bliss
retardation is freedom
게임 중
Hearts of Iron IV
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149시간 플레이
I've just finished the game (sent a spaceship to the stars) for the first time.
♥♥♥♥, where do I start?

This game is great, and I'm not saying that lightly; each chunk of gameplay, each music, the simple yet nice graphics, everything: is amazing.
You get attached to your pawns (game's term for your colonists), sometimes even your livestock; I shall tell you the story of One-Eye the Brave:

One-Eye was a bison. Bought off some traders at the very beginning of my save.
What made him so special to me, you may ask?
Each time the colony was fighting a difficult battle, he and his wife Ferala (she died on the battlefield, God bless her soul) would put themselves between the colonists and harm, tanking so the pawns could keep shooting.
One of these instances is how One-Eye earned his name; we were hunting Thrumbos; they got close to us, the courageous bisons won us that fight, but at a price : he had become one-eyed.
Much later, an infestation occured in the stockpile. Four bisons (including One-Eye) got involved.
Victory was achieved, at a bitter cost :
One-Eye and another bison bled out.
He was gone, but shall never be forgotten. His legacy, the colony and his offsprings, lived on.
A jade sarcophagus was built to honour him. He was the hero we needed, but didn't deserve.
May he rest in peace.
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Aganaur 2024년 10월 22일 오전 2시 00분 
A Lizo.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lizo... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
polo 2023년 6월 23일 오후 3시 41분 
[11:40 PM]
Kaurv:
i dont remember the last time i saw a non anime film

[11:40 PM]
polo:
KILL YOURSELF
polo 2023년 6월 8일 오전 11시 02분 
[7:00 PM]
Kaurv:
honestly i dont believe in women (nor sex)

[7:01 PM]
polo:
theyre a social construct at best
sex however is real and you should HAVE IT
polo 2023년 4월 5일 오후 4시 03분 
[12:01 AM]
Kaurv:
i am the smartest man alive (in a ret*rd way)

[12:01 AM]
polo:
thats me but keep talking ♥♥♥♥

[12:01 AM]
Kaurv:
us...

[12:02 AM]
polo:
;)

[12:02 AM]
Kaurv:
i dont mean to coerce you, but;....
"i am the smartest man alive (in a ret*rd way)" is very comment worthy do you not think...
polo 2023년 4월 1일 오후 4시 06분 
[12:05 AM]
Kaurv:
dont think ive ever had like actual fish
as in buying an actual fish and cooking that

[12:05 AM]
polo:
runtiest existence ever honestly
polo 2023년 1월 18일 오후 5시 09분 
meds status: [UNKNOWN]