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Peter: I'd sell my soul to be famous. [cut to hell]
Satan: We've got a live one. Peter Griffin.
Assisstant: No good, sir. It seems he already sold his soul once in 1977 for Bee Gees tickets and then again in 1983 for half a mallomar.
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Sanity is the trademark of a weak mind.
-- Mark Harrold
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Another day, another dollar.
-- Vincent J. Fuller, defense lawyer for John Hinckley,
upon Hinckley's acquittal for shooting President Ronald
Reagan.
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"My father? My father left when I was quite young. Well actually, he
was asked to leave. He had trouble metabolizing alcohol."
-- George Carlin
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Art is a jealous mistress.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.
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You ask what a nice girl will do? She won't give an inch, but she won't
say no.
-- Marcus Valerius Martialis
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