Real eyes, realize, real lies

the eyes are the gateway to the soul

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Santa Claus can see you while you're sleeping and he knows when you're awake, additionally he keeps tracks on whether you've been bad or good and insists you be good for "goodness" sake.

Taking all these factors into account, I feel I can confidently say Santa Claus is a fed.

So he was having problems with his laptop computer and asked me to look at it. I of course agreed since he's my grandpa. Well I opened it up and logged in but I guess he doesn't know about clearing his browser history or incognito mode because he watches a TON of hentai. As in that's the vast majority of his web browsing.

Well I saw what he was talking about and what his problem was. His hard drive was full. Full of hentai. Now I have to talk to my grandfather about his porn habits and exolain that he's going to have to delete some of these videos now. Today is not going great.

heyy i sent u a friend request, i have a question to ask u! i think you are my old friend but we go by different names so idk

If you ♥♥♥♥ in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell “amogus” 69 times, a shadowy figured called mom will come to beat you up and you will wake up in a place called the orphanage

Слава сиськам!

Hey can you tell your friend Death tSar he was featured in this video, its really funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdDdAZ7Y-7I

You use Palalan's Greatsword dummy data. you hack user

thanks

Best friend, good choice of profile pictures, +rep

sick name, sick d/c

New York, New York, New York, New York, New York, New York, New York, New York,

Wha?

I did? Oh my god!

Awww

Friends of Dark, be careful! His account has been hacked, so do not click on any links that he sends!