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Pat 2 Dec, 2021 @ 4:11am 
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Amari 1 Dec, 2021 @ 11:19pm 
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If you get 5 back you can take over the human race!! (`・ω・´)”
Amari 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm 
dude how good is the new voice message feature?
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Amari 15 Jan, 2021 @ 6:32pm 
This kid is an arrogant piece of trash and only knows how to play video games. Love to see what he groups up to be. Probs a loser like he is now and always will be. Above that he thinks hes top gun what a joke this kid is speak to me if you have enough guts.
Amari 17 Oct, 2020 @ 9:02pm 
I c*m fast so we can talk about her day sooner
Amari 12 Sep, 2020 @ 4:53am 
Nobody:
Me finding out Borat 2 is actually happening: “very nice”
Amari 10 Aug, 2020 @ 2:46am 
my father: enjoying the marching band?

me: yes :)

my father: when you grow up will you be the savior of the broken, beaten, and damned and defeat your demons & nonbelievers? cuz one day i’ll leave you, a phantom to-

me: feels like youve got some of your own stuff going on here
Amari 7 Aug, 2020 @ 2:01am 
devastated.... just found out Gorillaz is fake. it's not an ethnically diverse coalition of primates at all, just a sad english guy who needs a haircut. awful
Amari 7 Aug, 2020 @ 12:37am 
shes a rawr xd kinda girl
Amari 5 Aug, 2020 @ 4:33am 
I’ll never forget da first time I smoked bud was da day Michael Jackson died n I thought it was my fault bc I smoked
Amari 26 Jul, 2020 @ 5:41am 
cant understand a word that limmy bloke says
Giga Puddi 23 Jul, 2020 @ 10:57pm 
a tell yer what... hows abut a gies yer somethin mae valuable than a laptop?
Amari 23 Jul, 2020 @ 4:50am 
gies ya laptop
Pat 23 Jul, 2020 @ 4:23am 
gies yer laptop
Pat 20 Jul, 2020 @ 4:19am 
Who's the bloke in your DP? Can I have his number? x
Amari 7 Jul, 2020 @ 1:33am 
hahaha British porn. “Allo love, you’ve only gotten into the bang lorry haven’t ya? Show us ya knockers for a sickle then guvness”
Amari 7 Jul, 2020 @ 1:32am 
British people having sex are like “oh bother I’m arriving”
Amari 4 Jul, 2020 @ 5:02am 
Normal Beer: This is a beer.

Craft Beer: 𝟛 𝕓𝕣𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕙𝕒𝕕 𝕒𝕟 𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕒. 𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕒 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕤𝕠 𝕗𝕦𝕝𝕝 𝕠𝕗 𝕙𝕠𝕡𝕤 𝕚𝕥 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕥𝕖𝕔𝕙𝕟𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕨𝕖𝕥 𝕙𝕠𝕡𝕤. 𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝟡/𝟙𝟙 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕕...
Amari 4 Jul, 2020 @ 5:01am 
My favorite part of s*x is when the girl is like *girl voice* “uhh uhh uhh” and the guy is like *guy voice* “uhh uhh uhh”
Amari 13 Jun, 2020 @ 6:25pm 
What's your favorite Papa Roach song to slam a Monster Energy drink and bang your head to?
Amari 13 May, 2020 @ 8:48pm 
Can I make an onlyfans with just nice pictures of me smiling or do I gotta show it
Amari 12 May, 2020 @ 3:33pm 
[-REP] He was selling something called a ‘chocolate starfish’ I was excited to try this delicious dessert but after I gave him the keys he just showed me his b*tthole :(
Amari 11 May, 2020 @ 8:42pm 
I miss the old days, back when rap was raw. Back when it was really saying something. I guess they just don’t make ‘em like “Rasputin Vs. Stalin Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2 Episode 18” anymore.......
Giga Puddi 30 Apr, 2020 @ 8:41pm 
:)
Amari 30 Apr, 2020 @ 8:24pm 
OMG YUCKY🤮!! Did you guys know that Tyler the Creator has a song called Yonkers and in the music video he eats a cockroach?? 🤢🤢 HOW COULD OUR FLOWER BOY DO THIS!? I can’t believe this guys please tell me it’s not real?? I’m LITERALLY shaking
Amari 6 Apr, 2020 @ 9:57pm 
I remember once when I went outside I walked to a store where I paid a perfect stranger to scoop an ice cream into a cone for me to eat
Pat 27 Mar, 2020 @ 1:08am 
Poppy is my fav anime babe
Giga Puddi 26 Mar, 2020 @ 6:40pm 
AHAHAHA
Amari 26 Mar, 2020 @ 8:11am 
Gotta feel bad for landlords. Some of them are rich yes, but many are living from your paycheck to your next paycheck
Amari 25 Mar, 2020 @ 2:13am 
Bro, We Are Teens . Its Ok To Cry Around Me . Im Ur Best Friend . I Love You . ... Bro, We Are Kiss ing Now . . No Dont Stop Bro .. Bro ...
Amari 23 Mar, 2020 @ 10:17pm 
Guys I am such a BAD😈😈😈😈BOY! I AM STAYING UP☝️1 MINUTE PAST MY BEDTIME!!!!!! I AM SUCHHHH A BAD😈BOY! DONT TELL 🤫🤫🤐🤐MY MOMMY🙎🏻‍♀️PLEASE
Pat 2 Mar, 2020 @ 11:22pm 
cringe
Amari 22 Feb, 2020 @ 9:19pm 
if maroon 5 had existed in 1980 no one would've cared about john lennon getting shot
Amari 13 Feb, 2020 @ 12:33am 
Hey bro could you transfer me $1.26 for the bite of my kebab you had last night

Cheers
Amari 7 Feb, 2020 @ 12:11am 
Daft Punk be like: “Around the World” (x144)
Amari 4 Feb, 2020 @ 2:43am 
girl are u an andre 3000 feature? cause u make everything better x
Amari 24 Jan, 2020 @ 1:02am 
I got my d*ck removed so I can suck my own d*ck
Amari 24 Jan, 2020 @ 1:01am 
Guys go easy on Hillary, she just lost one of her best friends (Jeffrey Epstein)
Amari 18 Jan, 2020 @ 6:15pm 
Eminem’s new album saved your life? That’s awesome man anyways it’ll be $70 a g
Amari 6 Jan, 2020 @ 9:50pm 
10:03 PM - MACVSOG_: I GOT A SNIPER
10:03 PM - MACVSOG_: rifle
10:03 PM - MACVSOG_: and its genuine
10:03 PM - MaCracken: I GOT A SNIPER.......
10:04 PM - MaCracken: ricle
10:04 PM - MACVSOG_: ricle LOL
10:04 PM - MaCracken: Ricle?
10:04 PM - MACVSOG_: thats whtat you said
10:04 PM - MaCracken: SPELL CHECK ARGH
Amari 6 Jan, 2020 @ 9:41pm 
lol just caused ?? AND THINK ME SUPPOSED ? hehe YES :D
Amari 3 Jan, 2020 @ 9:04pm 
Call of Duty fanatic love zombies multiplayer win campian epic. You will get pwned like my avatar. + Justin Bieber is the guy have a nice time in a man pants.
Amari 16 Dec, 2019 @ 4:40pm 
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Amari 12 Dec, 2019 @ 8:03pm 
hello ma'am
could I please have a couple pieces of coochie?? i am ever so hungry
please
Amari 11 Oct, 2019 @ 1:34am 
Gomenasai, my name is Mario-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old Italian Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
Amari 9 Oct, 2019 @ 8:07pm 
Guy: *gets bl*wjob*

Guy: did u c*m babe
Amari 9 Oct, 2019 @ 7:09pm 
finally deleted her mii from my wii channel. onto bigger and better things 💯
Amari 8 Oct, 2019 @ 4:34am 
I don’t care how awful cancel culture is Anthony Fantano deserves to be cancelled for giving that new Hobo Johnson album an 8 bruh
Amari 2 Oct, 2019 @ 5:53am 
thank u babey
Giga Puddi 15 Jul, 2019 @ 5:16am 
War. War never changes