Thank you for your friendship and company

2025! XiaoLan is here to wish all my friends:

Happy New Year Wishing your family happiness and that all your dreams come true!

May everything go smoothly for you in this brand-new year!

HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!

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*(...'•'.. ) ╬╬╬╬╬╬╬｜田。田 ｜門｜╬╬╬╬╬*˚ .˛.˛*
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   𝑀𝑒𝑟𝑟𝑦 𝐶ℎ𝑟𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑚𝑎𝑠   

Dear Friend, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2025!

ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ˚☽˚｡

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I started a business!! Haaa!

(つω｀)～

howdy :]

>ᴗ<

ᡣ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶𐭩

+rep one of the greatest players of the game and he is based

+rep one of the most based teammates I've ever met

周日快乐哦

‎ ‎/\_/\
( ˶•ω•˶)
ଘ(ა)

Have a nice day ^_^

ฅ^•⩊•^

Happy weekend

Here we go again.
My next Birthday is today and i want to Thank my Friends to be here all over the years.
Its nice to see that some People are here for like years and i hope you are all fine and have a Healthy next Year ! :)

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（ • - •）
／‎ ‎ ‎ >‎

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六月愉快~
Wishing you a fantastic June!! Hope you have an amazing month filled with great games and lots of fun.

‎ ‎∧,,,∧
(  ̳• · • ̳)
/    づ

周末愉快哦
wish you a restful weekend

‎ ‎ ‎/\_/\
(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)
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五一快乐！
Happy May Day, may you have a good start in May

‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ⣴⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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⣿⣿⡇⠜⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀
⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⡹⠙⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⣿⣿⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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𝗛𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗮 𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗺𝘆 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

Happy weekend！

周末愉快哦

周末愉快哦~
happy weekend！

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Did you know the difference between Neil Armstrong and the twin towers？


Well, Armstrong was the first man who walked on the moon.

And the twin towers were hit by air pla.....

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ONE WOMAN ARMY ....detected... .
INVASION-PROTOCOL....initiated... .

....has landed ...

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NASA warns !
Do not google Mami Mashiro 茉城真美（茉城まみ）

Do not see her Ins or watch any of her films!

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Manners Class 101
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Today we have a guest speaker, Bart Simpson to teach us some manners.

For example, whenever greeting someone, don't just say hi!.
Instead, say :" I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?"

When leaving, instead of saying simple words like goodbey!, you should run and yell :" So long, suckers!"

enjoy your weekend！

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It's another Friday!

As your mentor, I need to remind you that

You don't need fun to have alcohol!

And you surely don't need to be on Friday to get drunk!

Get Drunk 24/7!

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Study shows
if you like rain, you are most likely to like the rain because its sound can cover the sound of you masturbating.

if you don't like rain, it's because without the sound of the rain, people will hear you touching yourself, and you surely hate that.

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⠀⠀⠀⠀        ⠀⠀⠀⠀       ⠀⠀⠀⠀      ꜱɪɢɴᴇᴅ ʙʏ: ℕ𝕒𝕡𝕒𝕝𝕞ℂ𝕠𝕣𝕚™

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Did you know that vegetarians or vegans are actually allowed to have pork, lamb, and steak?

As long as it's from a pig, cow ..... that identifies itself as a vegetable,
or artificial meat (trans meat).

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Welcome back to Logic Class 101
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Since we've proven you are pansexual during our last session.

As your professor, I just wanna tell you that:

Yes, Onlypans does exist.

It is OnlyyF@ns for pansexual.

And I'm fully supportive about your choice

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Conspiracy Theory :
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Do you recall Seymour Skinner from The Simpsons?
The middle-aged man who's still a "mama's boy", and his mother, Agnes Skinner live together and Seymour still does everything Agnes says as if he's still five years old.

Well, some of you might know that the "Seymour Skinner" isn't the real Seymour but an imposter.

And Agnes knew that, but both of them chose to live with the lie.

Do you know why????

It's because Agnes is his Sugar Mommy!!!!!!
They've been living shamelessly in that house for 20 years!

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Welcome to Logic Class 101！

A Simple Dive in
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1, Lets say you like food, right?>
2, most food are cooked in a pan, right?
3, locially speaking, you like pan, right?
4, logically speaking, you are pansexual.

Have a happy weekend!

𝖂𝖍𝖔 𝖓𝖊𝖊𝖉𝖘 𝖘𝖑𝖊𝖊𝖕 𝖆𝖓𝖞𝖜𝖆𝖞?

𝔑𝔬 𝔫𝔢𝔢𝔡 𝔣𝔬 𝔪𝔢𝔩𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔫, 𝔴𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔲 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔥𝔞𝔯𝔡 𝔯𝔦𝔣𝔣𝔰!