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Crazy Gaming Daddy - Insane Gaming Dad

+rep A gigantic mutated wolf, a gigantic mutated crocodile that is the size of a football field, that could kick the ♥♥♥♥ out of Godzilla, against me and my best friend George who is a rare albino gorilla, and let me tell you something right now, me and George, we get our asses kicked, and I don't wanna ruin it for you guys but Jesus Christ, ha ha ha... but we don't quit. Enjoy Rampage.

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So, I casually walked to the store. A store is a place you buy stuff. Walking in, I saw a girl and a boy walking with each other. A boy and a girl is a form of a human. So, I went to buy some bread. Bread is a type of food. After doing that, I went to buy a PS4. A PS4 is an easily hackable device. Once I bought it, I bought a game. A game is something that makes you retarded but entertains you. I drove home. A home is somewhere you live. I went on my computer and went to play ROBLOX. ROBLOX is a stupid ass ♥♥♥♥ game where 7 year olds get their first erections. I died in a game. Dying is a thing when life terminates. I grabbed my computer and slammed it in to a wall. A wall is something Trump thinks is a solution.