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i eat in my car,
she asks why i eat in my car,
i prefer to eat in my car and why does she ask,
why does she think it okay to ask,
it is not okay for her to address me, or to ask,
they call me three for free,
because they give me three,
and i say three for free,
and she asks why i eat in my car,
when I eat a meal,
a scrumptious chinese meal,
like Guy Fieri in Flavor Town,
now we're cooking with gas,
Gordon Ramsey idiot sandwich,
webm of alcoholic japanese woman,
webm of surly egg king in egg fort,
indian man staring at me,
staring through the screen,
i stare back at the indian man,
in his fort of eggs,
a 30 second webm of an unhappy indian man egging make sandwich,
30 second webm watched 1000 times,
30,000 seconds of my life,
just one small fragment of my time on 4chan,
i have watched my life move past in seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, years,
I am not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥,
I know the memes,
they have become part of me,
I have become part of them
Also I was wondering, is everyone with a slow connection slow in the head? Why are you commenting on my account? Isn't it easier to respond here like a normal human being.
If you start a conversation on my profile, I'll respond there, but if you respond to the comment on your profile on my profile I'll just think of you as a moron and remove the comment.