Keine Ahnung was der Brudi von mir will

Estaba pasando por el Norte de Alemania en mi viaje por Europa y una banda de desorbitados mentales me raptó de la nada. me taparon la cara y me metieron en una camioneta, horas despues aparecí en medio de un bosque con un fuego y gente haciendo una ronda en frente de una estatua. Me pude zafar pero la estatua decia Kaliba ist unser einziger Gott.

después de 15 minutos entendí que Kaliba es la salvación de nuestro mundo y que nuestros pecados serán juzgados por el único que es santo. Por la Gloria, Por Kaliba.

this guy is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sick as ♥♥♥♥ proper legend n all tha #UPTHEREDSLFC

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Reasons why HMS Hood is better than woman:
Woman only have 2 arms. ( cannot protect me in a fight ) HMS Hood is armed with 4 x twin 381mm guns, 12 x single 140mm guns, 4 x single 102mm AA guns, 6 x 533mm torpedo tubes ( capable of defending me even up to the heaviest of german battleships )

Woman is made from skin and flesh. ( weak to even shells from AA guns ) HMS Hood has a belt armour ranging from 152-305mm, deck armour ranging from 19-76mm, barbettes armour ranging from 127-305mm and turret armour ranging from 279-381mm ( strong against even battleship rounds )

Woman can only run at about 8mph ( slow ) HMS Hood can cruise up to 37mph ( fast )

Woman are NOT a Admiral-class battlecruiser of the Royal Navy ( cringe ) HMS Hood IS a Admiral-class battlecruiser of the Royal Navy ( cool )

Woman will not help me fight a war against the germans ( ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ) HMS Hood will help me fight against german battleships ( true comrade )

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx