KahMehKahZeh 最近的评测

Received this game from the developer only because someone impersonated me to get a copy and they(developers) contacted me VIA YouTube.

Here is my first look gameplay (sorry mic went weird on this recording) READ MORE full text review!
https://youtu.be/rJH2Gj5X3lc

But luck be have it I love pixel AND Bomberman style games... I am also a danger more to myself then others when bombs are left in my hands...

This game was a western twist to the Bomberman style which went actually well with its unique sprites enemies, bosses and adding in a rouge like feature when you start over every time you die, which irritates me but makes me that much more determined to beat this damn thing...
so here are the Pros and Cons

PROS

-Bombs
-Unique strategies needed to learn to progress and survive to achieve your vengence!
-Randomization of maps, enemies, powerups, shops
-Ability to not just find but BUY powerups
-Field of dreams did not have to deal with what we found hiding in the corn
-Goats

it's a bombergame you can't look for much else!

Cons

-No instructions provided for safety of you and your fingers
-Not enough powerups/lack of finding hiding in destructibles
-Cant afford expensive items in beginning of game
-Respawn item leaves you with HP you were on last map
-Lack of online multiplayer
-Goats

Starting over from scratch every time may be a pain but in the end you have to develop survival skills and tactics for each style of enemy making this game much more immersive then a normal bomber game would be, the music the theme, the characters all got me to keep playing!

Illuminati, Psychological Horror, Memes, Nudity... it did not leave out anything...

I am Illuminati that looks at memes, I am naked... I am now psychologically scarred.

I tried posting a video but Jesus kept taking it down.

10/6/16 : I have finished the game and I have to say despite everything I still enjoyed it! I still reccommend you play this game if you can tolerate the grammars bugs and untranslated bits.


Hit the Read More button for full review

4 hours in you really do have to look past all of the spelling errors and bugs, Since I am doing this all on the release day of this game, this is unavoidable, but the game is so much more reading intensive then I ever expected.

https://youtu.be/fFB6De093bA

Included is my experience with what I based the review on.
So like the game I used an unnecessarily huge resolution for my video, I gave this game a chance, and there are some Pros and cons, and since I like to make things simple, here is a simple review
anything that doesnt land in a pro or con was normal or expected

Pros:

- custom graphics and animations
- Free
- Dialog had alot of time spend on writing it... (not checking it)
- Lots of potions
- Mana pots are called BOOZE
- Hidden paths everywhere... maybe too many when you can barely survive.
Cons:

- Music volume balance
- Sound and music looping badly or badly selected things to loop
- grammar and spelling errors, and sentence structure (it is understandable but far from edited)
- for an intro to a game EVERYTHING was insanely strong, The guards could easily take on the boss I fought better then I did.
- Lots of potions, way to many given and NEEDED to get past the beginning

So in the end I believe this game is playable and enjoyable if you look past some parts, so I would suggest you play to the end before you decide you dislike it.

This game was Simple... but different, makes you rethink life in general when it comes to thing... I recorded this game for my channel, but I refuse to post it in the review... you need to play this game... not just watch it. it will be an experience you will never forget!

Do you like sharks? YES
Do you like guns? HELL YES!
Do you like horrible bloody dismemberment deaths? WHY ARE YOU STILL ASKING!?!?!?!

The experience we had while it was free, was nothing short of fantastic, from the beautiful textures to the horrifying deaths. Playing with friends makes the game 10x better, by hiding seeking to being a giant shark eating everyone, you will never find a dull moment.

Upgrade your shark or diver to live longer and do more damage, different weapons and shark skills enhance everything you do to make each play just lightly different, plus you get drops and awards making you just want MORE!!. It's the CS:GO of the underwater world!

Me and a couple subscribers got together at last minute to download and play, and we all plan on buying the game and more people for more fun!