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This game is a Want-To-Be Overwatch clone with a HORRIBLE GACHA cash shop, you don't buy what you want besides UNITS, and the drop rates are abysmal.
I wrote a huge review and made a video for my channel... but I decided THIS garbage doesn't deserve it.

In Short
- Unbalanced Units (paid units are in fact better) Across the board - to an UN-FIXABLE EXTENT. (Sniper unit has 0 and I mean 0 medium to short range defense)
- Maps too cramped for Long range units. Yet always 6 ways to get to everywhere. there is no strategy involved.
- GACHA for worthless things you can't even admire in game - you die too fast
- YOU DIE TOO FAST, Spawn camping 10 second respawns, you can spend more time respawning some games than playing.

- you do not appear to earn currency to buy ANYTHING for free besides the beginner pass...

This game is a pile of moldy garbo that looks like it came from the early 2000's battle games and slapped an over priced cash shop on it.

it took me 2 hours to play 3 games, and I want my brain cells back.

This game I bought after seeing the DEV's post on 9gag (if you don't know what 9gag is just don't go, its a toxic place full of idiots and addiction)

It looked interesting even tho it was a 6$ price tag.

I don't have anything good to say sadly so I will make this review as short as possible.

- IT'S TOO DARK, even turning the brightness to max
- THERE IS NO DIRECTION or instructions, it does not even point you where you should go
- The game has NO SAVE FEATURE, for the dev's estimated 90-120 play time. you have to start over even if you are at the end.
- The first run in with the alien, it makes you run into a field, I take one step and it B LINES me and instantly kills me. if I make ANY movement at that point. So no clue what you do there.
- The you died screen... is just dumb...
- The system requirements are WAY TOO HIGH, I have a Very nice GPU, beyond its recommended specs and I was still losing frames at 60fps(recording for youtube video)
- It boots Steam VR.... Why?

I am returning the product, maybe the next game they make will be better,

LOCK THE MOUSE TO THE GAME WINDOW, depending on how you made it it is 1 line of code or a toggle in the engine.

Hey Thanks to the Dev's for the game key, I would normally post a Video on the review but you can just check out the channel .

The game looks and almost functions like an average roguelike game. but I don't want to go into a huge rant as this game was made by 3 people, and is in early access.

Text goes by too fast for scripted conversations, the intro and when you talk to any NPC that auto speaks to you.

No idea what money is used for, OR what the skulls you collect do.

The storyline is vague and all I know is doors/portal hacky slashy

Needs grammar and spelling checked, and maybe a rewrite so that way I can understand what some of these people are talking about.

The weapons are all temporary, and not abundant at all... I kept running out and stuck with my slow recharge skill.
The Melee weapons are a usage based as well even if you are not hitting anything,

When you die you start over, and I mean from 0, you lose everything, even your happiness. the opnly thing that saves is that you don't have to talk to them every time you start.

So I am not sure how to really progress in this game at all.

I will always re-review games if I get contacted about any big updates happening.

Edit 5/8/23 (added full screen mode info)

This is NOT my Gunbound *holds up anti president sign*
This is kindergarten cash shop Gunbound.

But I do appreciate this can be run on a toaster powered by a hamster.

Edit there is a full screen mode now (5/8/23)
1600x900 is max resolution

This game is a 100% mobile port... its nothing other then a single touch game for phones, I am saddened because I was an old Gunbound player and was so excited to get back into the roots of it.

The mobile port takes all of the actual skill away from the original game, and adds in a cash shop, which isn't as bad as I thought it would be.

Unlimited S skills when charged is just dumb. 1 charge 1 shot should be all...

And by skill I am referring to the aiming crosshair and how you fire your guns. Its too fixed and easy to control compared to guessing the power of your first shot and having to time it right to gain enough power and not too much or too little. its almost guaranteed hits every time. its a dubbed down version that everyone can play which is great, but There just isn't that challenge anymore on cool shots and such.

THERE IS NO AVATAR CUSTOMIZATION.

that used to be one of the greatest points of playing gunbound, playing and unlocking outfits to boost your stats in a custom way, more gold, or other stats the way you wanted, here its just ranked its C-S that you get as cards you have to collect enough to unlock.I don't feel as if I can look unique.

Plus is there is LOTS of skins for the units, sadly obtained the same way as the avatars, but some look very cool.

I love the pets, that's all, they are cute.

I mostly just didn't feel like it had the customization and community like way back then.
and I just couldn't get as sucked in.

It is NOT BAD, it is just not what I wanted a PC version to be.

Honestly I did a review video... but its not even a review video, its more me complaining about everything this is.

Welcome to M.A.R.S

A game designed to match the early pay to win models of the early 2000's shooter model

I mean... that's it... it could honestly be some game never released back then because the graphics the interface the PTW, the RENTING of weapons.

all these full matches are a farce, they are filled with random named bots. you can take notes

The huddle together for warmth in the same spots, if 2 or more are on the same run path, they do EXACTLY the same thing.
If you are on a long range part of the map, then will just run straight at you. free kills free money.

Nothing is explained for anything... the tutorial cut off for me part way through the guy explaining.

my brain is fried... this is just so bad...

I was offered a key for closed playtesting forever ago, and it never worked, then today they give me a key that isnt even a key its free loot, which yay? but I mean why? well it did get me to play.

In short, bad game.

I know im a horrible person but I have really nothing good to say about this or criticism.
Wrong pay model
Wrong style for the type of games today that will succeed
Wrong interface and tutorials to get me engaged to play more

it looks like a game 20 years in the making, but they built it 18 years ago and forgot to finish it... then released it.

https://youtu.be/Ki35qtTVkCE

I got a key for this game so long ago and I have to say that I LOVED the demo, and I will be playing the entire game, and I already hope more games like this comes out from them.

I can't give this game itself a bad review, but this is not HD or remastered, all the sprites and texture were ran through a really bad filter and slapped hd remaster on it... I love this game but I hate this "remaster"

I did a review on this for my channel thank you for giving me a key.

But I hate you.... this game has gotten me addicted, I have been playing every day since I got it. this is one of the VERY few games that I have played after the review

Thank you so much for a great game

An RPG maker horror based on darkness, a very interesting take on the rpg maker horror, so far what I have played isn't bad, a bit dry for my taste, but it might be warming up to something better. if you like rpg maker horrors, I would say give this one a try

For the love of god, hands down the best way to waste a half an hour, when they said bad, they have undersold their abilities at making a bad film! I see several sequels coming out to provide answers to the cliffhangers they leave!.

Pros-
The entire thing, I didn't need the last brain cell in my noodle anyway

Cons -
needs more big tiddy Goth girls
too many special effects
screen was WAY TOO BIG, buttons way too small
too many choices!
Missing micro transactions and DLC
too cheap for what you get, CHARGE MORE!

Just kill me now, there will never be a better game in the history of the moon.