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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:38pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:42am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:18am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:33pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:35pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:37pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:49am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:26pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:01pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:10pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:32am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:56am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:39am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:02pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:48am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:23am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:30pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:24am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:24am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:13pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:04pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:59pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:56pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:25am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:29am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:49pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:27am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:56pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:07pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:08pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 12:51pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:14pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:36pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:56am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:40pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:00pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:39am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:48am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:17am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:50am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:48am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:54am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:50am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:23am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:38pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:02pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:06pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:40pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:18pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:08pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:31pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:48am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:00am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:18pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:39am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:30am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:51am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:26pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:56am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:55am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:49pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:54pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:42pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:24am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:40am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:58am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:49pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:55pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:24pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:31pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:34am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:35am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:48am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:07pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:31am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:57pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:32pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:23pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:39am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:42am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:59pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:00pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:22pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:41pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 9:34pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 9:30pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2024 @ 4:35pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 9:11pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2024 @ 9:00pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:32pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 9:29pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 9:45pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:03pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:05pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:23pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:32am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 8:30pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:32pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:32am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:25am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:59pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:48pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:22pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:43pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:55am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:41pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:21pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:24pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:59pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 10:40am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 9:30pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 8:31pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:17am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 11:18am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 10:50am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:40pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:22pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:32pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:32pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:30pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:35pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 11:28am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:45pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:22pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:43pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:35pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:26pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:55pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:26pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 11:21am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:42pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:04pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:53pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:42pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 10:35pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:39am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:14pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 1:13am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 1:16am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:56pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 9:17pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 9:57pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 9:37pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 7:46pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 1:05am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:57pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 3:05pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 11:34pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 8:21pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 9:20pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:31pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:31pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 11:28am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:27pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 11:52pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 9:19pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:59am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:04pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:27pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 10:39am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 1:06am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 7:01pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 10:43pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 7:49pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:24am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 12:28pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:26am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 11:52pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:42pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:01pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 5:13pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:29pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:25pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 7:04pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:44pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 9:49am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 2 May, 2022 @ 11:36pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 5:06pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 10:39pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 1:05am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 12:42am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:01pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:01pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:02pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 8:56pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 8:25pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:00pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 7:01pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:57pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:57pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:57pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 10:45pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 9:31pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:57pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:11pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 7:55pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 7:53pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 10:38pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 8:00pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:35pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 7:20pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:11pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 10:24pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:09pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:09pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 8:25pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 9:08pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 7:26pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:09pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:09pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 10:35pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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