Recent reviews by Kaato

Became a lord by hooking up with the king's daughter.
10/10 recommend.

If you want to smash your keyboard or become a murderer then 1v1's are for you ;)
If you want to have more control of the ball than in 3v3's but don't want to murder people then 2v2's are for you ;)
If you want to play with trolls and flamers who only chase the ball and hit it whenever they can then 3v3's are for you ;)

Trading made the game better because now I have other things to do in the game than be matched with dumbnuts all the time.
Gameplay: 10/10 You can always find ways to be better and outplay your opponent.
Graphics: Great, Not too much to distract from the game and enough to make it look good.
Players: Generally... ♥♥♥♥. Atleast in 95% of the games from prospect 1 to challenger elite you will have at least 1 trash player in your team(most likely two tho). Rising star(where I'm at) is a tiny bit better but still get like 60% chance to get scrubs. Of course this depends on what time of day you play on, mornings work best in my timezone( UTC +3).

^If you're thinking "oh wow this guy is butthurt", then yes, yes I am. Their reckless playstyle(hitting the ball randomly and not knowing how to pass the ball) forces me to play defensive which prevents me from making great passes. It also gets me lots of flame "stop sitting in goal", welp I'm not given many chances to attack and their lack of defensive abilities leaves me no choice.^
End of rant.

Besides having the 1v1,2v2 and 3v3 classic modes it also has some fun modes like basketball and rumble(different abilities and power-ups one can utilize). Recommend it ! :)

Hotline Miami is a fast-paced 2D gory action game where you are basically told to kill people or collect certain items.
The game itself isn't very long and can be completed in a day, but it is compensated by the cheap price.
The soundtrack is absolutely amazing and meshes with the game's atmosphere perfectly.
Lots of masks to collect which each give an unique bonus/advantage and tons of different weapons to unlock.
The game in one sentence: "Kill or be killed". One shot and you're dead.

Really entertaining and fun game!