I'M DOCTOR EGGMAN

AND I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!!! I'M GOING TO ORDER FIVE-HUNDRED AND SEVENTY TWO MCDONALD'S BIG MACS FROM THE LOCAL MCDONALD'S. AND I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO EAT THEM!

I JUST WANT TO WATCH THAT SINGLE NIGHT SHIFT WORKER SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG PUT TOGETHER PATTY AFTER PATTY, BUT AFTER BUN, AND WHEN HE'S DONE, WILL IT BE OVER?! NO!!! I'LL REVEAL THAT I'VE BEEN PERFECTLY DECONSTRUCTING THE BURGERS AND HAND HIM ALL THE INGREDIENTS TO TAKE BACK TO THE KITCHEN AND GIVE ME A FULL REFUND FOR!!!

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