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Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 7:13am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 11:14am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2016 @ 2:42am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2018 @ 3:21am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 12:03pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2021 @ 11:07am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 6:42am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 11 May, 2017 @ 6:27am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2021 @ 9:36am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2021 @ 10:03am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2019 @ 10:50am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2021 @ 2:10am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2021 @ 9:02am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 11 May, 2017 @ 6:34am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 11 May, 2017 @ 5:18am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2021 @ 2:23am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2019 @ 10:14am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2021 @ 2:10am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2021 @ 7:36am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2021 @ 10:47am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2021 @ 2:10am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2021 @ 7:13am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2016 @ 10:05am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2019 @ 10:21am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2021 @ 9:38am

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2021 @ 2:10am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 5:55am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 12:09pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2021 @ 2:25am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 7:48am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2016 @ 11:02am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2016 @ 8:45am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2016 @ 11:29am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2021 @ 9:22am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2021 @ 9:24am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2021 @ 9:17am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2021 @ 11:08am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2016 @ 9:59am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2021 @ 8:00am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 9:05am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 11:57am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 10:57am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2021 @ 8:10am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 11:39am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 8:04am



Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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