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🌂 [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] 💛
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I thrive on change... I thrive on making other people change.
-- Calvin

I have plenty of common sense, I just choose to ignore it.
--- Calvin

Calvin: Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts.
I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Hobbes: Probably so we can think
twice.
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Scammer

decalisssss

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Would you like karambit knife , accept me !

hes cheating, so blatant don't trust him