Recent reviews by pahnda

0/10 would not recommend. I called a bot a feeding ♥♥♥♥, and they muted me.

My friends insisted i try something before i pass judgement. I tried it, my judgement not only remains resolute it has reaffirmed 2 things. 1. Humanity has regressed to the point where i can accept an immediate nuclear annihilation of humanity 2. I was so right in my judgement, that not only will i continue to make judgements and not try games I've judged as awful. This game actually managed to come first in the worst game i've ever played. Gentlemen i've been on this planet for 25 years and experienced many many games and have a steam library so large i dont think theres enough time in my life to compele them all. Yet i know for certain this is the worst game. I can only assume this is divine penance for some awful wrong i've done in this life, a past life or the next life. Probably all of the above.

10/10, game starts at a normal volume, as opposed to literally every single triple A game title in existence which rapes my ear drums on startup. Yes thats why im giving it 10/10. Games good for the price.

it was like somebody promised me something really good for whatever large sum of money i spent on this. But i didnt buy it until it was 50% off. Then i paid the guy, and he told me to close my eyes as i waited for the installer. It finished installing and the guy was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in my mouth. Then he stole my money and call all russians evil. I was so confused.

Are you tolerant and a nice person? Do you love working in the middle of a well oiled machine to decimate your enemies? Dota 2 is a rage-enducing simulator designed specifically for the purpose of making you racist towards the likes of: ukranians, russians and multiple asian countries. As your team constantly loses due to selfish, stupid and all out racist remarks and plays perpetrated by the valve hired imbeciles in matchmaking. You'll hear intelligent remarks such as "stupid australian" whilst playing on australian servers. Cyka, a crowd favourite. And of course many asian languages and most probably slurs towards you. Dota 2 is rage for all ages, so come on down and download it, its free to play! This was rated 10/10 by time magazine. *Time magazine does not and will not affiliate with the rating given by this review as it time magazine will claim this never happened. Time magazine are liers and you should not believe them.

From a heartless, evil, harsh, hardcore person. I recommend watching this, regardless of whatever the ♥♥♥♥ you do in your spare time. Doesn't matter. Just watch it. 10/10, was not expecting this.

CAAAMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Before discovering the product that is Super Street Fighter IV: Arcade Edition. My life was on track i was looking like a promising young man. Since then, my GPA has crumbled. I have become aloof and solitary, mingling only with other HIGH PP players in order to gain points in their defeat. I have become cold and heartless, and all that matters is the win. When i am defeated rage ensues. This game has ruined my life and i wish i never discovered it. 5 Stars.