Recent reviews by Secretary Booty Juice

Loved it. So many options to change up the story, and you can skip most of the cutscenes if you just want to play. Got a great soundtrack, great gameplay and would play again.

HEY YO ALEXA, DROP ME A BEAT! Me and mah blicky about to make thousands of followers on Twitch with our new studio album after we somehow survive the onslaught of 10ft tall minigun welding cops, samurai cops that fly better than Harry Potter who learned how to attack from playing too many Assassin's Creed games while also sending suicide...bombing....police dogs??? Wtf???? Tyrone must have done some messed up stuff to get this kind of attention. You on yo own playa.

I loved this game on PS2. My favorite hitman game around. However for Steam, I can't create a profile. I've tried every solution on the net and can't get it to work. Square Enix and Steam don't give a s*** about this game being on here, otherwise, they would have fixed this problem a long time ago since it's been on steam since...I don't know...2006. Save your money.

Great game that shows very accurate depictions of liberal hysteria to the 2nd Amendment. The AI is so afraid of firearms that even when they don't see you on the other side of brick walls, they start running.

When a guy in a long trench coat just wants a hug and everyone runs because he forgot the town was a gun free zone. Didn't these townsfolk ever think the guy was turning his guns in for buy back? Such close minded people. Racist Nazis won't let the social justice warrior give back his guns to the police.

So I played this sorry excuse for a Call of Duty for a total of 8 hours and I get a random developer ban with no reason why. I played thousands of hours on other Call of Duty titles that actually had effort put into it and this game was just horrible. The games went downhill pretty fast. After Modern Warfare 2, Call of Duty kept spitting out bad quality to worse quality games over these last few years. I realize that IW has become the welfare parents of the video game industry; just spitting out children every 9 months with no regard of actually taking care of them after they are born.

All I can say is that from the last 2 games, this really hit the nail on the head. For those who never played the first 2 games, buying this game has all 3 campaigns within it. The animations for the enemies as well as the people have changed. Here's some noticable changes I saw that stood out.
-Tons of Characters
-Left 4 Dead Characters
-survivors you can save
-missions with other AI players that help in a few places
-dismemberment animations improved a lot
-death animations now allow the character to explode with the suicide bombers...body parts and all
-new voices to the characters in the death animation giving individuality to the characters
-new enemies: burning zombies, new bosses like an enemy that spawns more zombies that you must kill fast, another zombie that burns other zombies to make them faster, chainsaw dudes which are hard to defeat, armored zombies and skeletons, etc
-more uses of the environment to your advantage to killing enemies
- decoys within some maps
-more bullet travel animations including killshots to the MG42 bosses

This just all grazes the surface of the crazy improvements here. Now I just need my friends to play along with me to make it more enjoyable. Buy it if you never played. Buy it for discount if you have 1 and 2. But most importantly: BUY IT WITH FRIENDS! Definitely worth it.

That is probably a raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it.

I dont care what the metacritic bastards say, this game is great when you just wanna shoot some zombies and not have to worry about the typical multiplayer shooter drama. ♥♥♥♥ DEM HACKERS!